Ethan fought the {carpeted} stairs....and the stairs won**

Last night....

....and this morning.

**Otherwise entitled "What happens when your four-year-old BIG brother rolls with all of his weight over the top of you while you are falling down the carpeted stairs of the church platform, thereby grinding your eye/nose crevice and forehead into the corner of said carpeted stairs and causing an awful-looking rug burn on your face."