Colin, on escaping certain duties

Witnessing Mommy changing a poopy diaper (up-close-and-personal-style) Colin says:

"Mom? Will I ever have to change poopy diapers?"

Me: "Well, not Lola's, honey....but when you become a daddy and have babies of your own, you'll have to change them."

Colin, after a bit of contemplation on that thought: "I sure hope Jesus comes back before that happens!"