My kid is smarter than your kid

Just when you think you are really doing a bang up job of teaching your children, they say things like:

{Cameron, during our 'learning time'}
"Ethan!  Ethan. It's like this: one plus one equals two.  And, ten plus ten equals twenty.  AND, "K" plus "K" equals "L"."

{Or, Colin}
Looks at our very large hydrangea bush, and, as serious as can be, holds out his hand in 'stop formation' and says:
"Stay...put."

{Or, Ethan, upon trying something 'new' to him (a ham and cheese omelet) and being asked how he liked it}
"Ummm...I have to get used to it. It makes me shake a little bit."



And I'm left wondering: did someone put something in our water today?