Well . . . . that's a new one

Outside:

Daddy: "C'mom, Cameron...let's get all these toys picked up. Balls, bats, trucks....c'mon. Let's get it back to the garage."

Cameron: "But....I.....I can't."
*whinewhinewhine*

Daddy: "Oh? Why not?"

Cameron: "I just got bit by a queen snake."


{You'd think we'd seen a snake or two around here or something....}