Song of the day--take TWO

Colin, returning from school yesterday:  "Mom! I learned new words to 'Jingle Bells' today!"

And then, he proceeded to sing....

"Dashing through the snow
in a one horse open sleigh
o'er the fields we go
crashing in the trees!
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
I woke up in the hospital
with stitches in my head!"

Lovely.
*sigh*