Pregnant cleaning

This week, I may or may not have:

**Vacuumed the kitchen table, because I had the vacuum going already, and it was easier and closer than getting the rag and wiping everything down.

**Used my blow dryer to *blow* all of the debris and hair on my bathroom floor over to the corner, where I could 'bend and pick up' once, rather than stooping all over the entire bathroom to 'dustpan' it all up.

**Turned my kitchen throw rugs over, rather than throwing them in the wash. So much less effort, and now they'll get twice the use. Right? Right?

**Considered doing the same thing with our bed sheets.

**I said considered it.

**Let my four-year-old do the dishes, when I knew he really just wanted to play in the bubbles. I figure....we're just going to get them dirty again. (And, for the record, I did check, and they got pretty clean.)

**Swiffer dusted, when I really should have pledged and rag-wiped.

**Forgot to dust one area of my bedroom and instead, wiped it "clean" using my hand and then wiped the dust/dirt on my t-shirt. *sigh* The swiffer duster was all the way back in the kitchen by then, and my shirt was dirty anyway....

**Used the vacuum hose attachment to pick up one or two or twelve things I didn't want to bend over and get, since I was vacuuming anyway, and accidentally sucked up one or two things that just aren't supposed to go in vacuums.....

*Cleaned some portions of my bathroom floor with baby wipes.

{After reading this, I'm fairly certain that my mother will no longer associate with her embarrassing slob of a daughter anymore. Anyone want to come to my rat's nest and keep the boys for Date Night tomorrow?}

In all seriousness: please, don't judge me. I'm tired, huge, and can barely move/bend these days.