Why God made Moms**

This was on the back of our church bulletin this past Sunday....and I just thought it was hilarious. Enjoy!!

**answers submitted by 2nd grade children

Why did God make Mothers?

• She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
• Mostly, to clean the house.
• To help us get out of there when we were getting born. (HA!)

How did God make Mothers?

• He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
• Magic, plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
• God made her just like me, except He used bigger parts.

What ingredients are Mothers made of?

• God makes Mothers out of clouds, and angel hair, and everything nice in the world...and one dab of mean.
• They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they use string.
  

Why did God give you your Mother and not some other Mom?

• We're related.
• God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?

• My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
• I don't know, I wasn't there....but my guess would be pretty bossy.
• They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?

• His last name.
• She had to know his background. Like, is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
• Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mom marry your Dad?

• My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. My mom eats a lot.
• She got too old to do anything else with him.
• My Grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

• On the inside, she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
• Diet. You know. Her hair.....I'd diet. Maybe blue.